Ryan Reynolds — husband, actor, father, and tweeter of all things hilarious — has a bit of a reputation for trolling anyone who crosses his path, and boy is he good at it.
It's still early in the year, but we figured we'd rate the roasts that Mr. Reynolds has fired off so far in 2018.
1. Reynolds vs. IBTimes India
Twitter | @VancityReynoldsClearly, it's not a good idea to come for Ryan's marriage and claim that there is trouble in paradise — otherwise, he's just going to make a joke that can only be taken one way as soon as he adds those quotation marks.
2. Reynolds vs. His Daughter
Twitter | @VancityReynoldsI wonder what Ryan's going to tell his children when they stumble across the countless tweets where he has dropped some mild shade their way.
Let's just hope he live-tweets that conversation.
3. Reynolds vs. Gadot
Twitter | @VancityReynoldsAfter Wonder Woman called Ryan out for stealing her iconic pose of crossing her arms in front of her chest, Ryan responded by not even denying the complete imitation.
4. Reynolds vs. Reynolds
Instagram | @vancityreynoldsIf anyone was wondering if Ryan only takes jabs at others, well, we have the receipts that prove he also shows himself some love. Or hate. Whatever it is, he gets a taste of his own medicine.
5. Reynolds vs. Cake
Instagram | @vancityreynoldsWe've made a note to ourselves to never accept baked goods from Ryan since apparently, he hasn't a single clue as to what's edible and what's straight-up poison.
6. Reynolds vs. The Kardashians
Twitter | @VancityReynoldsWe understand your pain, Ryan. It's almost impossible to keep up with this family anymore, and the answer to your query is...basically all of them.
7. Reynolds vs. The Hollywood Chrises
Twitter | @VancityReynoldsThe hardest "Would you Rather?" we've all had to face, and yet somehow, Ryan managed to sneak his way out of the question with a response that had us wondering if it was a diss or compliment.
Did he just call the Chrises ice cream?
8. He made sure not to leave anyone out. You're welcome, Chris Pine.
Twitter | @VancityReynoldsAwww, Ryan's out here making sure everyone gets equal love. Or the same amount of shade. Either way, consider those Pine nuts roasted.
9. Reynolds vs. Brolin
Twitter | @VancityReynoldsRyan isn't about to let his Deadpool 2 co-star forget his humble beginnings in the classic '80s film The Goonies. How could anyone ever forget that gem, and why would you want to?!
10. Reynolds vs. Brolin — Part 2
Twitter | @VancityReynoldsAhh, nothing stings quite as much as a backhanded compliment. It builds the person's confidence up and then makes crushing them that much more brutal.